Ur tacky & I hate u

He was very scared

save him

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

im happy for him

He got sixth place actually

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

lil guy thinks he’s in lush

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

She just wanted you to clean the house