Utterly Mundane

Do yall ever fantasize about having some sort of major illness/injury just so that for a time it's justified for you to be given attention and cared for so you don't feel guilty about it or are you just normal?

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

I mean it’s not their fault they have siblings, so take it on a case by case basis I guess.

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

It’s hard to eat enough library paste to be fatal, but he really stuck to it.

It takes a while to take effects after the first litre he was on borrowed time.

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

It’s hard to eat enough library paste to be fatal, but he really stuck to it.

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

I am not what you would call patriotic, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

#pro spaying advertising

You may think learning that the LotR guy directed Brain Dead is a surprise but IMAGINE how it felt for those of us old enough to discover that the Brain Dead guy is directing LotR

we need legislation banning games >100GB

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

aren't you violating your parole with this pedo content?

I think i might've found the weirdest bot on this site

I don’t know if it’s still true, but when I played you could *masssively* shrink the install size of Elder Scrolls Online by deleting the voice assets of languages you’re not listening too. Would I ever want to listen to ESO in French? Not enough to keep those tens of gigabytes around!

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

To this day I can’t hear the words “pull the trigger piglet” without laughing.