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Concept: Someone gifts Bruce a Guess Who? board with his children’s photos in it for whenever his children get kidnapped and he kidnapper is describing them

I love that post every time it comes across my dash.

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I've reached the point of my exams where I'm making new oc's instead of revising.

I've drawn the initial idea but I need like.. everything else

#exam season #school #fuck ai #my ocs

I'm so glad that I started writing fanfiction before my exams, BC wdym I wrote fanfiction for the creative writing and someone is obligated to read it?

#ao3 #fuck ai #fanfic #fml #school #exam season

I'm so cooked my dudes I lowkirkenually almost wrote polycule instead of polymer in my chemistry exam bc I spent all of yesterday reading YJ98 (and other) fanfics

#i hate exams #ao3 #school #fanfic #fml #yj98

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Jason Todd puts the erection in resurrection —

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How I would get through exams without this humour is unknown

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Okay so this has been a very random last few weeks

1) I won a laptop

2) I started exams

3) one of my friends joked my hip pain is contagious

4) my neck sometimes makes a clicking sound when I walk

5) I dropped my phone in water and found out when sorting a new one (family members old one) that I somehow don't remember half my passwords

6) lost all the fics I was reading bc of said phone

7) was once again reminded that 90% of people responsible for making decisions have never learnt communication and act like telling people what they need to do is not a step in having things happen

#ugh fml #ao3 #i cba #chaos

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I posted this like everywhere but here so hereeee. I just don’t wanna lose it yk

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RAHHHHHHH I SAW THIS ON YT BUT DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT BUT NOW I FIND IT HERE!?!?!? ZHZOABAIJAGSOS I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS ENTIRE ANIMATIC HHHHHHHH

It's also your fault that I am so obsessed with this song now 💔💔💔

Anyways eats the visual media

Guess which idiot decided to paint on clothing in watercolour?

Trick question, it's me. I keep having to get up for more paintwater bc I drink it without thinking (I literally have nothing to confuse it for idk why I am doing this), and I have an exam tomorrow

#fuck ai #school #fml #exam season #painting

The one fucking time I come on my period early (more than 10 days) and it's in the middle of my fucking art exam, at school, with no warning.

If someone writes a fic with smth like that I'll give you a soul. Not my soul, but a soul.

#fuck ai #ao3 #school #fuck my life

When you low-key reach flow state while doing watercolours... then you leave it and you know you're about to enter flaw state.

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Me: moves my knee

My shoulder: starts fucking creaking

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My homework: recommended to write 450-600 words.

Me: 750 words deep and not even halfway done.

On an unrelated note, I'll be posting a one-shot tonight.

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Update: over twice the upper end of the recommended word count and I'm genuinely starting to cut it short because I don't want to sit through 'but will you be able to do that much in the exam' again.

The awnser is no, but like... dude. I'm not in the exam, I'm chilling at home and YOU told ME to pick what to write about, and I happened to choose narrative writing and a random past paper prompt.

Don't blame me that I like narrative.

On an unrelated note, if I get told off for 'plagiarism' because I post it, I may end up publicly logging into my ao3 at school bc I'd rather be outed as someone who reads and writes fanfics than accused of plagiarism/ai use (the same teacher... who knows I wholeheartedly hate generative ai. Make the logic work).

#ao3 #fanfic #homework #homework is fanfic #fuck ai

My homework: recommended to write 450-600 words.

Me: 750 words deep and not even halfway done.

On an unrelated note, I'll be posting a one-shot tonight.

#school #ao3 #fanfic #homework #homework is fanfic

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Actually all my moots should watch "Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist" and "Destroying A World That Doesn't Exist" or I'll implode goodbye.

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I'm watching it right now and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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