Maybe I'm Dreaming

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

This is the best band post 

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

Who does that?

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are