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So I just watched 127 hours for the first time without flinching. One bit. Does that make me psychotic?

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This is me, this is so me.

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Why i have trust issues.

Indian moms

Me: I got mugged

Mom: but have you eaten?

The world is an evil place full of game of thrones spoilers. Seriously, isn't respect for a series-starter a thing anymore?

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when you eat all the icecream and your sibling is looking for the culprit

#icecream #love #sibling #funny #lol #follow me for more

When you’re on a diet and you have no reason to be happy

#diet #brocolli #sad #workout

You know that horrible feeling when you text someone after a long long time, and you instantly regret it because it makes you look desperate? Thats totally the time when you're like "Nooo! ctrl + z !!" And life is like "no bitch this aint your pc, damage done, you shit"

operator: 911, please hold.

me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

murderer: ok

#like wow #classic

When a guy check you out. Bitch mode: ON

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Indian parents be like:

Dad: Son, I've decided. You can anything you want when you grow up..

Son: really Dad?

Dad: Yes, it's your life after all...

Son: Omg, Dad can I be a magician?

Dad: Of course, but after you get your engineering and M.B.A. Degree of course.

Son: -.-

#indian #parents #careers #lol #choices #freedom #education

Me: Oh look! Harry Potter And the Philosophers stone is on! Omg yay!

Others: geez, you're such a kid. Grow up. HP is for kids..

Me: Quiet now, never say that again, you hopeless Squib!

Others: what's a squib..

Me: QUIET, YOU PATHETIC MUGGLE!

#harry potter #movies #love #fandom #muggles #no growth #adulting

When someone you don’t like tries to be funny with you.

#lol #school things #school life #funny #dan #slow claps

When youre on your way to detention for doing something wrong with a friend, and you pass him on the way..

#tom hiddleston #lol #detention #school life #friends #mischief #follow me

These are just two stages of getting stoned.

#lol #birds #stoned #high #gifs follow me

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When bae says they’ve failed a test and they still get more than you..

#bae #friends #tests #school #lol #funny #gifs #follow me

So if a bug kills a bug. Is that a bug homicide or pesticide ?

#pests #bugs

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