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i hate those paper towel commercials where some chill as fuck mom is just watching her heathen children make a gigantic mess while she puts her hand on her hip/shakes her head with a smile

my favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch.  i like to call it lunch

american but amerishouldn’t

Can this be our foreign policy from now on

ive been alive for more than 2 decades but i always get surprised that it gets cold every year like literally every year this happens and i can’t believe that i can’t believe it gets this cold

#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it

fuck the english language

tHE SKELETONS HAVE A NEW ENEMY

dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove

I nominate this for an Epic Rap Battle of History

she has done her research and she has the #facts

This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!