All i do is screenshot and forget itâs in my camera roll
What is man but a miserable little pile of screenshots
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All i do is screenshot and forget itâs in my camera roll
What is man but a miserable little pile of screenshots

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âYouâre Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!â
The same way Iâm able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.
idk why but the idea of spock being a Vulcan Bad Boyâ˘ď¸ will never not be funny to me. Spock turning down the VSA. Spock holding hands with humans in PUBLIC. Spock LYING. Vulcans everywhere are shocked & appalled but I just love him that much more
I think itâs even funnier because by human standards heâs the complete opposite. He seems so straight-laced to everyone at Starfleet.Â
So all the humans are like: âoh, my god, lighten up, spock!âÂ
And at the same time, as a result of the same actions, Vulcans are like: âWill No One Stop The Man? Heâs OUT OF CONTROL!âÂ
human that hates spock: spock is so unreactive and rude
vulcan that hates spock: that emotional slut?
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/
This is peak gen z humor. Incomprehensible. And yet somehow the funniest thing Iâve ever seen.
*screams with laughter*
I would shriek if I wouldnât wake the whole house up
in 30 years scientists will go insane trying to figure out our sense of humor
Star Trek Beyond (2016)

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What really fucks me up about a 40 hour work week and Iâve tried to explain to people over and over is that like of you do the math you have maybe 3 hours every day to just like. Rest and be with your family. And thatâs kind of it
Like the average adult needs about 8 hours of sleep every night, so that cuts your 24 hours to 16 right off the bat.
Youâre working for 8 hours, so 8 left.
But you actually work 8 to 5 at most offices, not 9 to 5, and that lunch is basically just long enough to retrieve food and eat. 7.
It took you 20 minutes to shower this morning, 10 to get dressed, and 45 to make a bowl of oatmeal and eat it. Weâll say 15 to get your stuff together and out to your car. 5 and a half.
You get home and have to cook dinner, 30 minutes min for that, probably more like an hour, so somewhere between 5 and 4.5 hrs left. And then youâve got to eat it, 30 minutes if youâre being healthy about it.
So at best youâve MAYBE got 4/4.5 hours left every week day and thatâs assuming you ran exactly zero errands, didnât stop by the gym after work, didnât have to stay late, have a wicked fast transition time between tasks AND a commute of like 5 minutes by car. If you have to go to the store after a quick run at the gym, pick your kids up from soccer across town, and you factor in a 30 minute commute both ways, youâve got enough free time for like one episode of show Monday through Friday. And weekends have got to be for cleaning the house and going to visit your mom for a few hours.
When do you write, or paint, or read or sew or go on hikes? When do you go on spur of the moment adventures with your wife and try to perfect your grandmaâs soda bread? What happens when it rains on Saturday after being sunny all the rest of the week so you canât go to the zoo that day and you donât have enough money for the museum? Why are we all just content to postpone our whole lives, put off âhappyâ and âhealthyâ for a miniscule amount of extra value weâre producing for someone else?
And itâs also a thing that fascinates me about hustle culture like. When do y'all rest? When do sleep and food happen? How do you make 3 different jobs work without dying?
Idk idk like I said Iâm real fucked up about it. It amazes me that more office workers arenât great big socialists because we have this miserable job where weâre monitored constantly and just have to sit. Still. And maintain focus on ONE THING for EIGHT HOURS in a BORING GRAY ROOM with exactly two short breaks at designated times and I just?? How does that not suck for literally everyone else?? You said yourself, Angie, youâre useless after 3 pm so just?? Organize with me and negotiate for shorter days??? Like youâre literally already only producing 6 hours of value, you donât need to be sitting there for longer than that.
If Merlin characters had youtube channels
Our Wish for the End, Me, Digital Collage, 2020
Wild horses enjoy the oceanÂ
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Please don't say the word goblin or other creatures that are obsessed with money, they're antisemitic (i know u didn't know don't worry)
Iâm not an expert on folklore or Judaica, but I am a Jew who has taken some classes in European folklore, so I have a couple thoughts on this. âGoblinâ is a generic term to refer to a lot of different mythical creatures, some of them mischievous, some of them friendly, some of them evil. Some goblins do share traits with antisemitic stereotypes (lookinâ at you, JKR ... and also a lot of modern RPGs), and sometimes that is intentional antisemitism on the part of the people telling the stories.
But the term is still very, very broad, and there are so many different types of creatures that are called âgoblinsâ that they canât all be said to represent an antisemitic stereotype.
Shakespeareâs Puck is a hobgoblin, for example, and this was a book I read as a kid and enjoyed:
I would agree that we shouldnât call other human beings âgoblinsâ (because at the very least it seems pretty rude, if not potentially antisemitic?) but calling my momâs dog a goblin because she reminds me of a funny little creature doesnât strike me as problematic. I could be wrong here, but as someone who has read a lot of folklore, the term âgoblinâ could apply to almost as diverse an array of different creatures as the term âdragon,â and I would rather focus on critiquing goblin characters that use antisemitic tropes than removing the word âgoblinâ from the lexicon.

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my favorite chimpanzee fact is that when two male chimpanzees get into a fight if they want to apologize to each other sometimes they just start making out
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/BF00302695
Thereâs quite a bit of fancontent pointing out that Giovanni is a bit of a crazy person for wearing a black suit and having a huge cream colored cat pokemon because it would shed absolutely everywhere and ruin his look (Iâm a goth with pets, I know the endless struggle). So i wanted to turn that into a sculpture because WHY NOT Thatâs the entire thought process behind this figure, you can go now.
Heâs being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, heâs quite enjoying it!
When youâre a prehistoric dinosaur and itâs scritches time
brushie brushie brushieÂ
I canât believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better
Also -
What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?
Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM
It doesnât matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat
Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.
Reblogging for that last line âParticipating in the world as it is does not disqualify you from trying to improve it.â
Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:
Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*
Dionysus:

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Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. Itâs full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.
Also⌠art forgers like van Meegeren sometimes become a kind of folk hero. A swindler, sure, but a gentlemanâs swindler.
I liked this guyâs story, Mark Landis, who conned several dozen museums into displaying his forgeries, but when the FBI came after him they couldnât do anything because he had always given them away as donations. They said if they could have found that heâd ever taken anything in exchange they would have prosecuted him, but all he wanted was get to out of the house and meet people.
âThe first painting Landis âdonatedâ was a copy of a work by Maynard Dixon, an artist well-known for his paintings of cowboys and Indians. It started as impulse, Landis says, but then âeverybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to â I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.ââ And it looks like all his forgeries are done with cheap materials, like markers and Hobby Lobby frames.
Ok, but Wolfgang Beltracchi is probably one of the best Fraud Artists in the world.
His career brought him millions upon millions of dollars and lasted almost 40 years. He finally admitted to painting fraudulent art after the white paint he used came under scrutiny.Â
â Bob Simon: What do you think this Max Ernst would be worth? Wolfgang Beltracchi: This one? Simon: Yeah. Beltracchi: $5 million, I think. Simon: $5 million.  And you can do it in three days? Beltracchi: Yeah, oh yes, yes, sure, or quickerâ -From a 60 minutes interview with Bob Simon
In The interview with Beltracchi, he said that none of his forgeries are copies, theyâre all original works that the famous artists could have painted.
âBeltracchi estimates he has done 25 Max Ernsts. He is not copying an existing work. Heâs painting something he thinks Ernst might have done if heâd had the time or felt like it.â Â -Â The Con Artist: A multi-million dollar art scam
His wife was also in on the scam, she would dress up in old clothing and take pictures holding the paintings with old cameras to fake proof of the paintingsâ ages.
At the end of the interview with Wolfgang Beltracchi he was asked if he felt he had done anything wrong, his answer was â Yeah, I used the wrong kind of paintâ
Just ⌠the levels of con there, the fake photos and ⌠wow. Thatâs incredible.Â
Heroes
Also fun fact we learned in class today: Michelangelo carved a sculpture of a Roman god, broke off the arm, and then buried it. The sculpture was dug up and was considered to be an authentic Roman artefact, until Michelangelo came along with the missing arm and called shenanigans on himself, just to prove he was as skilled a sculptor as the ancient Romans.
honestly mike? chill.
YEHS U GO ARTISTS
when you think about this its basically reverse-plagiarism
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Landis says, but then âeverybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to â I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.âÂ
This nails what artists really desire deep down; being liked and offered fun finger foods at gatherings
leigh sent this to me and said: mmfe
and you know what? tru.