Live every week like it's Shark Week

If you apply aloe vera gel to sunburns, they may go away more quickly.

Which is rather remarkable, if you think about it, because normally nothing in this world has any consequence.

why does my penis keep changing size? does anybody know about this

nothing makes any sense anymore

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

tumbleweeds are such an interesting plant. oh i need to spread my seed so im going to run around for a while on my once in a lifetime adventure

we’re not so different, the tumbleweed and I

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Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

be the pool of acid to her pool of icewater

would you rather have a mosquito bite or roll your ankle

i don’t know i can’t choose

I straight up want to own a solid gold coin and a large gemstone this isnt a joke Im dead serious

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

I can roll up into a little ball and basically im protected from many/most bites or stings.

to be blunt, "A(F/M)AB" is also a "binary" and yet the cowboy smol bean transmanosphere can't get enough of it

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

one thing i adore about transitioning is how efficiently the whole experience highlights just how many vast swaths of society are complete bullshit

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

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