Live every week like it's Shark Week

Alpha bros idolizing the Grinch and missing the point

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

hearing people say “trans people are sick freaks” is so confusing. trans people are my friends robin and greg who i play video games with

trans people have bought me a burrito and drawn cartoons with me

They had Darude Sandstorm in the Neolithic era

hunter gatherers could fashion rudimentary synthesizers out of twigs and pebbles but the government covers this up

farmers tell stories like "when i was a boy me and my brother got stung by sting worms"

ernest hemingway eat your heart out jesus christ

baby's first everything ever

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

Scientists have discovered ancient breakfast