Live every week like it's Shark Week

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

hearing people say “trans people are sick freaks” is so confusing. trans people are my friends robin and greg who i play video games with

trans people have bought me a burrito and drawn cartoons with me

They had Darude Sandstorm in the Neolithic era

hunter gatherers could fashion rudimentary synthesizers out of twigs and pebbles but the government covers this up

farmers tell stories like "when i was a boy me and my brother got stung by sting worms"

ernest hemingway eat your heart out jesus christ

baby's first everything ever

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

Scientists have discovered ancient breakfast

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this