kerplunk

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

what the fuck

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

i don’t like when men get too buff. it’s just distracting how obvious it is that you put so much time and effort into it when you should be doing other stuff instead like meditating and cultivating your buddha nature