95% self hate, 5% glitter

all my grounding mechanisms in one

I want to get like jarringly good at the banjo but not play it in front of my friends until I’ve known them for decades. Like one day we will see a banjo in a music shop and I will say “haha I’m ok at the banjo actually” and they will expect me to play hot cross buns but then I just fucking shred it to pieces. Obliterate the thing in front of them

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

date a boy who is over a foot taller than you but prefers being the little spoon

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

this planet needs more coves

coves and lagoons

trans women are the reason we have gay rights

Specifically black and brown trans women.

specifically a black, bisexual, trans woman with a brick

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

Cute

I want this