a fellow gamer…

are u 🥺ing other bitches

this is the funniest fucking painting I’ve ever seen

Must a female led, written, and directed film be good to men? Is it not enough to see empowering, badass, pretty women going absolutely batshit feral for two hours?

i’m actually tired bro, like from the bottom of my heart. i am tired

I love my daughter already whoever she is

it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

In this 2020 I WILL wander into a casino where I WILL eat a drug laced cookie and become unknowingly trapped in time while Lady Gaga’s Poker Face plays forebodingly in the background!!! I’m speaking it into existence!!