Do you know what would be very sad?

The concept of the girls meeting Adina after the great softening of Agott and the great Fuckening of coco

if you really want to lick boots we can make that happen but with better boots

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.