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the silmarillion is wild because you read it and you're like huh okay, and then you read lotr and it turns out everyone's just going around doing their own thing while the surviving elves are living through the final chapters of a post-apocalyptic horror story
rivendell's a pretty chill place, right? everyone gets along splendidly. dream retirement home et cetera. solid chance the guy you're having afternoon tea with has either survived or personally committed war crimes. also the reason it's so chill is elrond has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time
galadriel's been around since the beginning, like, for pretty much all of middle-earth's history you understand, she has Seen it all and despite what you may have been led to believe is at all times this close to snapping. also the reason lothlorien is so chill is she has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time
i can't emphasize enough how much of a post-apocalyptic horror story thranduil lives in. homeland destroyed and half his people massacred. has fucken sauron in his backyard and the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light puttering about on his lawn. a dragon lives next door. does NOT have a magic ring and is therefore obliged to rule over his murderforest in normal time
just so we're all on the same page here, legolas' day job before joining the fellowship was to hunt the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light and it's not like, a big deal or anything. he just has to do it. he's used to it.
'elves are leaving middle-earth and it's so sad :(' they have ptsd samwise.
silly little sketches I made weeks ago, but didn't finish and wasn't going to post, but here they are anyway
I had forgotten how badly optimised this app is. Will all of you please hide your 3k words fics beneath the cut? My thumb thanks you.
DAERON TARGARYEN in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (1.06) The Morrow

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Did I just post a very short fic on Daeron the Drunken? Maybe. Did I enjoy writing it? Very much so.
Anyways. Let's see if I can keep on writing for a bit.
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I have so many feelings about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. But I think my biggest is, that I am 150% convinced that Daeron made Egg go.
Daeron has been championing his youngest brother since the beginning. I think he realises he (Daeron) is a fuck up with his dreams and drinking problem, and Daeron probably sees how Aerion turned from a young boy who liked fishing into the menace he is in the series/book.
So Daeron talking to Dunk in the Beesbury tent? I feel like he was trying to push Dunk to accept Egg. And when Maekar didn't want to let Egg go, Daeron took it into his own hands and send Egg on his way - whether Egg knows Maekar has no idea or not.
Or maybe I'd just like to think that Daeron as an older brother actually wants his siblings to succeed.
Guys, what did i say? THE SEVEN KINGDOMS ARE GRIEVING, STOP SERVING CUNT!!!! Your father killed your uncle and you out there serving cunt???? shame.
And yes I am 150% about to write a 100k fic about romancing prince Daeron the selfmedicating but good natured and actually loving older brother who knows Aerion is a cunt.
I'm 100% obsessed with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and I'm going to yell at the next person who says it's better than House of the Dragon because it doesn't have Dragons.
i need everyone to acknowledge how poorly i misread what estinien said in heavensward RIGHt NOW

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
Dragoon headcanons
1.) The WoL's brand of Dragoon is slightly different from everyone else's because they are partaking not just of Nidhogg's essence, but of Midgardsormr's.
2.) Also since the WoL isn't Ishgardian (at least not by default), they're probably not descended from one of the bloodlines cursed by Ratatoskr's murder, which could make Nidhogg's essence fight against them a little less? 3.) When we use powers with a distinctly Red hue we're drawing more directly on Nidhogg's essence, whereas Blue powers are more aspected to Midgardsormr.
Blue: Mirage Dive, Gierskogul, Battle Litany, LB3, active Blood of the Dragon
Red: Rise of the Dragon, Nastrond, Stardiver, active Life of the Dragon
Both: Wyrmwind Thrust
Neither: All the Spear Stuff that we learned with the Lancer's Guild that's just normal ways to channel aether through a polearm without any Draconic influence, but that fits together nicely with all the leaping strikes that we pick up after exposure to the Eye of Nidhogg.
4.) This is not to say that Estinien is inferior in the Dragoon arts to the WoL. Estinien became so saturated with Nidhogg's essence that Nidhogg was able to be temporarily reborn using his flesh, and a generous portion of that essence is clearly still in there. If anything the WoL needed a boost from the Father of Dragons to catch up.
5.) Nidhogg's still in there for real. Not just a memory, not just an energy source, but a presence, an intelligence. Mostly dormant and submissive to Estinien's will, but it may grow in time. Probably not into another catastrophic Rage Monster though. I fully believe that if we came back to Etherys in two or three thousand years, there would be five living members of the First Brood once more, just one of them would also remember having been an Elezen child in Ferndale, having been a knight in service to Ishgard, having been one of the heroes who saved the world from the Endsinger, and the lived experiences would temper the new gestalt entity. I think Estinien knows this, and is at peace with it.
6.) I think the rest of the First Brood know this and are also cool with it. Nidhogg's essence is going through an unexpected phase, but the Dragons of FFXIV are weird and absurdly complicated. Azdaja and Midgardsormr are also rebuilding themselves basically from scratch after mostly dying, so Nidhogg being a current of aether inside of this mortal isn't that weird.
7.) Speaking of currents of aether, I think Ratatoskr is still in the people of Ishgard. Maybe just the tiniest sliver, maybe not enough that she could ever truly regain memories or any sense of continuity with the Ratatoskr that was, but enough that one of the Ishgardians who have been transformed into dragons by drinking dragon blood might some day re-evolve into a new Ratatoskr.
8.) I think Bahamut is irretrievable though. The Allagans were thorough as fuck, and what essence of his lingered on may have been caught up by Tiamat's summoning ritual and incorporated into the Primal. And if being absorbed by a Primal is enough to kill one of the Unsundered Ascians, I'm going to say it could erase any possibility of an ancient dragon coming back as well.
9.) If the WoL can draw strength and abilities from their connection with Midgardsormr, pacts with other dragons could be forged that don't require the dragon's eye to actually be popped out of their head first. In fact, stealing their eye is probably just a way to force such a pact from an unwilling dragon.
10.) The surviving Knights Dragoon might just figure this out, as Ishgard and Dravania establish closer ties. Rather than the Dragoons dying out, they could be reborn from a partnership where young Ishgardian knights seek out a specific Dragon to form a personal bond with.
11.) Bonds with other First Brood, or with particularly ancient and potent dragons from later generations, would also deviate from the baseline job as its manifest by the current Knights Dragoon.
A Dragoon of Hraesvelgr might manifest ice and holy light instead of searing flames, and have themes of self-sacrifice and preservation of allies. They might even be a Healer instead of a DPS job!
A Dragoon of Tiamat might have characteristics of exceptional, unwavering durability and resistance born of long penance, and be a Tank job.
A Dragoon of Vrtra might be much more teamwork-oriented, although probably taking the greater burden of risk in a fight, as a Tank job with support elements not unlike a Paladin.
A Dragoon of Azdaja would be weird as hell, and almost certainly reflect on the ages spent lost or imprisoned in the 13th with some frightening Darkness-Aspected powers.
A Dragoon of Bahamut, if one could scavenge enough of his aether to forge a bond, could just be a weird backwards way of becoming a Summoner? Probably more of a Caster than a Melee DPS in any case, Bahamut seems to have had more of a penchant for blasting the shit out of things from a distance than his siblings. Or that could just be a characteristic of the twisted Primal reflection of him.
A Dragoon of Ratatoskr could, like Vrtra, have a great deal more teamwork-oriented traits but be more focused on providing support where needed rather than being the anchor point around which the battle takes shape. I think a Ratatoskr Dragoon would be another Healer, but a "pure" healer while the Hraesvelger type would do shields with ice effects.
I can think of a dozen other powerful dragons in the setting who might grant unique gifts. Maybe an individual Dragoon could collect blessings from multiple sources, like the WoL already has?
Anyway, I have no real proof of any of this, I just like the idea that there may still be Dragoons in the future but they'd be dramatically different than the ones who were only empowered by Nidhogg's stolen eye (and possibly the lingering wisps of Ratatoskr's essence in most of their bloodlines).
I will keep on standing by this: I NEED DRAGOONS TO BE AIR SUPPORT IN ANY FIGHT EORZEA IS UNDERTAKING IN THE FUTURE! HOW TO TRAIN YOUR EORZEAN DRAGON! NOW!
this makes me laugh so much because at 1st watch I definitely did not catch the implication that the Whispered One is the third that Lady and Lord Briarwood saw across the bar and like the vibe of :
A good friend of mine begged me for a summary of my ideas for my LotRs fanfiction. I gave it.
He read it. And went "you need to write this" and has been silent since.
Like. Bro. I don't send this to people for funsies :( I need and want for you to yell at me about whether you like it, if it's in canon, if it's stupid... like..... You nagged me for a week >.< TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IN LONGER WORDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'm 32. A 20-something year old told me today I'm using too many emojis at work. Cool.

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I think I'm having an existential crisis. Its about work and being paid for doing good work and coworkers dying and stepping up and being told one will get a bonus and only getting half and now not getting the second half perhaps and having to run after the money your boss says you are owed and it not even being their fault that its not going through and not having the things to do that you actually want to do even tough you have been promised and not wanting to look for other jobs because you like the work ingeneral, the people, the things you are working on, that you can take your dog to work and the other small benefits. And yet I'm sitting here
I have written about 20 pages of a new stupid fanfiction that has nothing to do with FF14 and everything with my current obsession with Tolkien lore.
Right now I'm punishing myself by writing how two elves, seperated for 2000 years by ... stuff, are reuniting and one of them is recounting how the third in their triad died and yes it is Ecthelion X Glorfindel X OC and yes I'm crying why are you even asking this is so sad and-