I’m the Impossible Girl, and my story is done.

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

iPad kid

Gamer girl

@mumshie

GET IT WHITE BOY

it’s white boy wednesday

i am literally obsessed with this video please unmute

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Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

the fact that these gifs are both tiny on dashboard because something got broken in the update just makes this a thousand times funnier

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

When God said “Let there be light” It’s because he wanted to see some titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#slain in combat..............

The made up concept of christian/catholic suffering has so many people grabbed by the balls.

Protestant Work Ethic is literally a cycle of abuse