moldywort

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember

I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.

im kinda clingy yo like…why you take ten minutes to reply. I missed you. Get back here.

talents: self sabotage

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

Pika pika, mother fucker.

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”

not trying to be dramatic but can someone care about me