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some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

Reminder to everyone in America: It’s okay to not watch the news. You are not a bad person for blocking out things you can’t do anything about. You went out and voted or you’re too young to and couldn’t but you don’t need to watch this go down. Please please take care of yourself and if that means turning off the tv don’t ever feel guilty about it.

if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.

slept in today, what’d I miss?

go back to bed

i wish google docs told you what anonymous animal you’re viewing a doc as so you can know what your corporate-assigned fursona is

Nah him having an affair with jeffree star is a rumor made up by the same girl who started the “coronavirus challange” and licked a toilet seat on a plane 😬

glad we found the time to come back to this one

i think i will become a creature.

*scuttles*

"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction

bet you guys miss my wit and humor

i didnt go anywhere im just making a statement

koi fish: :o me: :O