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haha you’re so funny unzip your pants

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how do i make men w long hair luv me
men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on
You Are Not Immune to The Rise In Right Wing Ideology
every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot
Ideal in every way but they must pole vault over my overwhelming avoidance and weird demeanor
ohhh adrien ur lore is so existentially horrifying to think abt
I love the miraculous rabbit hole so much this teenage girl has seen gruesome death, cosmic horrors, and is living in a state of knowing one day every memory she has made since she was young will be wiped once shes finished her job. Her boyfriend isn’t real and everyone is lying to him about every foundational aspect of his existence, he is hanging on by a completely manufactured thread and I am jumping up and down and clawing at the walls waiting for him to find out AUGHGHG

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“Autism is a superpower” is such a weird and corny and othering thing to say until you get a +10 charisma boost whenever you encounter someone with adhd
don’t care didn’t ask, attacking the electrophilic pussy carbon of a ketone or aldehyde
(I’ve reached my limit with studying mechanisms for orgo II)
Adding to my billionairexpoor explanation of nucleophiles and electrophiles
My dumbass getting a degree in engineering getting absolutely burnt out by math but then looking into PhD programs and seeing they want me to take MORE MATH THAN MY DEGREE REQUIRES 💔💔💔 give me a break I’m begging
I’m so excited to go home and listen to my little sister rant about Roblox shipping discourse
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
I was a Pinterest OG omg every time I see an old ass post from like 2013 floating around it’s a shot of nostalgia straight into my bloodstream

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I need a headshot sooooooo bad but people are not allowed to take pictures of me
Devastating read bc this is me w lol and any derivative of it and I am FULLY aware of it but any attempt for me to stop makes me feel like the message I’m saying isn’t like /lh 💔💔
lets make a videogame how hard can it be
nevermind you have to know shit about computers
hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!!
for starters, there’s Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (it’s what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW it’s good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)
if you want a bit more involved experience there’s Inform 7 which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn
you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. there’s lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the community’s pretty dang friendly from what i’ve seen!
this is just a taste of what’s out there from what i’ve seen, but there’s so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, i’m around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!
I’m addin’ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If y’all have any questions about making games, you’re welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.
2D Editors:
GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop “programming”. It is recommended to read-up on the program’s functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an “If-Then” event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.
GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.
Stencyl : Drag and Drop “programming,” templates you can edit the variables/values for.
Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.
3D Editors:
Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses it’s own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.
2D Art/Animation Software:
GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.
Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.
Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.
3D Art/Animation Software:
Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.
Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.
Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.
SketchUp : Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.
Text-Based Games:
Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twine’s visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.
Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.
Ren’Py : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.
Audio Resources/Editors:
Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.
Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.
Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.
FL Studio : Free music composition software.
Miscellaneous Tools:
Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.
W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.
Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Let’s Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.
Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.
Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.
From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio
Places to Publish/Share:
Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games
Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games
@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource
It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.
in retrospect it's obvious they had a psychotic break but at the time i genuinely thought they were just super quirked up
Word for word gojo v toji fight LMFAOOO
For some reason the difference between electrophiles and nucleophiles has NOT been clicking in orgo 2 so I’ve had to remember w billionairexpoor trope rules (bear with me)
• Nucleophiles- billionaires, more likely to have some sort of access to nuclear codes (nucleophile are u following me), overall negative (duh) perception bc they just have so much fucking money (electrons) and they’re estranged from their parents or orphaned (less bonds). Incel supporters call them based (aided by bases during reactions). Attacks y/n electrophiles with extreme codependency (nucleophiles attack electrophiles)
•electrophiles- poor asfff (no electrons) but have a more positive perception, and has more social ties and support anyway. Aided by acids in reactions (I don’t really have any narrative analogies for this one idk I can just know the base/nucleophile thing and go from there). Attacked by nucleophiles :(

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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything
Adding this to my spiel for when I ask ppl if they want AI to fuck their wife for them too
Glad I was born in this age where I unironically assume everyone is bi until they come out otherwise. There HAS to be less straights than bi there’s no way