charlatan

you want me to limbo? the thing that killed former improvised comedian luke manning from shoot from the hip?

I don’t think the Lucas family actually donates to The Magnus Institute, I think it’s funded entirely by whatever funds Elias received in that month’s divorce

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

this is so cool!!!

idgaf bro jonathan sims did NOT cause the eyepocalipse. he is NOT at fault. when someone wins a game of chess we don't praise the pieces for playing their parts so well, do we? we don't congratulate the pawn for being moved to the right spot at the right time. jonah magnus when i catch your bitch ass

i expected martin to be this rude and apathetic guy (the way jonathan talks about him) and then we get to hear him and he's like the cutest nervous wreck you've ever met. jonathan what the fuck is your problem