this gave me migraine 

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

I said what I said.

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

absolutely do turn on the sound but Be Ready

Like a moron I turned on the sound and my cat went from dead sleep to sprinting across the house

the shit your parents do when you move out

what do i do with information

What the fuck sort of life do you live

i live in europe

you ever start wondering about your cat’s genealogy? like ooooh I wonder if one of your ancestors was a mouser on a whaling vessel. maybe 175 years ago someone carried your ancestor up to that mountain you were born on, transported them by covered wagon in a wicker basket all the way to that old log cabin as a little girl’s birthday gift.