If I had a world of my own.

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

diy noncon by jerking myself off when I’m not rlly up for it

We may be friends, but I am hungry, and we’re all still made of meat at the end of the day

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

@my-life-is-a-sidequest

“bred in captivity” yeah I’m trying to be🥲

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

I hope I’m not just a friend to you but also a ‘cannibalised first in plane crash scenario’.

when a mutual reblogs something ive already liked i unlike it and then like it again. its my way of kissing them on the forehead