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CONFIRMED: Deadpool 2 is actually Ryan Reynolds just staring at the camera on his phone for two hours

Ngl this is the most Deadpool thing I’ve seen come out of the sequel news.

Tbh I trust Ryan Reynolds to do the whole damn film himself, and just grab random people off the street for whatever speaking roles he needs in any given scene

this just in: zella day invented being photographed in side profile w dramatic eye make-up 

who the fuck is Zella Day?

OKAY BUT LITERALLY ME

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

bless the person that actually made the chart

France what the fuck

Ash what is your damage

I’m saving up for a car with missile launchers.

I love her

people needs to STOP WITH THESE MEMES 

LOL I HATE/LOVE THIS

freshman: *screaming and laughing* me, with dead eyes: looke….i understand u havent yet lost ur childlike optimism but it is 8 in the fucking mornign

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat