aw heck

“Let us get our teeth cleaned” what are you, a horse? You’ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?

I can’t

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

every cover of wham!’s last christmas is infuriating because it lacks the special sauce that makes the original so fucking good

gay yearning

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

DAVID HASSELHOFF

those were the fucking funniest parts

the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

“extremely bad or weird” honey you mean peak comedy