Eyes Wide And. . .

terrified of unwittingly enjoying the shadows in the cave. the song you didn't know was a cover. the movie you didn't realize was a parody. the game you never knew was a bootleg port. and then even after you find out, there's something in you that still likes the shadow better than the real thing

yes it was actually a love story.

ok but this sweater slaps. If I start knitting it now I can have it done by the monarch festival next year.

I’m gonna ask my very catholic but very open minded cousin

That first picture is what I imagine the opening of The Dream-Quest of Vellitt Boe looks like.

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

Happy Computer Plant Life monday everybody