Cacoethes Scribendi

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage