* ∘ ∙ — misc sentence starters (pt 2)
“give me a fucking break.”
“i don’t need sex—the government fucks me over every day”
“confusing reality with dreams and having false memories is kinda my thing”
“kinda want a milkshake, kinda wanna fade away”
“what a motherfucker. what a tool.”
“who thinks they can find me & win?”
“i want to punch god in the face”
“rise & grind baby let’s eat today’s ass”
“my objective in life is to dethrone god & destroy capitalism”
“excuse me but what the fuck?”
“this is so sad alexa play despacito”
“yeah, i like ass. After School Snacks”
“do i look like i know what a jpeg is”
“whom talking about vore?”
“words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci”
“this ramen is my girlfriend”
“all i do is drink water & be stupid”
“im a brat??? okay and??? i know??? next argument???”
“i’m just gradually becoming a disaster”
“check yourself before you shrek yourself”
“i don’t have to be drunk or high to make bad life descisions”
“the dangers of being too cool: an autobiography”
“man, i can’t go in there. i’ve got all that stuff”
“whoever stole my cactus you’re a piece of shit”
“young, dumb & full of existential dread”
“why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time”
“oh yeah? i’ve got five words for you. please be nice to me”
“i was late cause i followed this one dog three blocks in the wrong direction”
“hate your job? try astral projection”
“alexa play africa by toto”
“all i can make is cold cereal & maybe toast.”
“i never know what’s going on & i believe it’s very sexy of me to be like that”
“i am very small & i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.”
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