“ did you spend our money on an electronic yodelling pickle? ”
“ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! ”
“ i don’t know this guy haha. ”
“ there’s children out here, please! ”
“ you fucking asshole, can you stop!? ”
“ you just turned off EVERYTHING. ”
“ wow. that sounds like a great idea, _____, as if we weren’t pre-preemptively waiting to do that. ”
“ the UPS guy’s fucking pissed. ”
“ whip your pussy out. ”
“ what the fuck did you just say? ”
“ that’s kinda fucked up man. ”
“ hey, so i just got back from the flea market and uh ... i got something for us. ”
“ do you have any better childhood memories than that ?? ”
“ you want to challenge me to a duel ?? i’ll have you know there’s a god inside of me !! ”
“ screw the rules, i have money !! ”
“ the noise and the panic kind of escalates everything but when i sit here and i look at myself, i’m alright. ”
“ i’d like to give more commentary but i’m having an existential crisis. ”
“ oh god i sound like bill clinton. ”
“ have you ever had your toe sucked on ?? ”
“ oh the chocolate’s back. ”
“ you just got glass in my fucking ice cream !! ”
“ you stupid fucking cheeto bitch. ”
“ i’m about to say a curse word. ”