Unresponsive Lecture

annnddd that’s how you can tell who got the ass end of the deal... always a struggle in school.

I honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm? The stars tell me that this is a sincere insult.

Hey Mr/Ms.______, the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

LOL! Oh wait, you were serious about the SPAM? Backs away slowly.

What do you mean “looks like?” Please, the man IS fucking Seth Rogen, at least that’s what he told me.

Well does she grade with that black crayon? I think that’s the important information we’re missing here. If we’re going the extra mile, we could say she’s as understandable as a sharpie on it’s period. 

Explain funny, then record that shit and you’ll be instantly YouTube famous (On a side note, he’ll probably get fired; proceed with caution if necessary).

Put some respekt on the janitors. They have to deal with literal shit all day long.  Hey, at least as a stripper you’ll probably be making more money than your teacher ever will. I believe that is a successful education.

He’s still okay though.

ARE YOU TRIGGERED MATE?

Suh brahhhh

Define “personal.”  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A+ imagery, whoever taught you that is the clear winner. But quick question: does she have the little mustache that Hitler sported? How about the testing abilities of our ol’ buddy Pot Pot? They’re unmistakable features for any lovechild of evil dictators.

What’s the course description again? Also, this is why you should read the syllabus. It clearly states that your hair is a low priority in the class.

I mean there are ways to "un-marry” someone if you’re determined enough. Heck, there are ways to make a person just.. disappear. 

We need more deets bro, I already like where this is going.

I can’t tell if we should fire her or give her a raise.