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why should my job be more important than playing on my phone

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

A life ethos tbh.

Honestly kinda upset that thats the writing and art theft ones are the only type of ai we get to hear about being worked on tbh.

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

And sometimes your brain just goes “fuck it, light cue two go” and you scramble up to do the thing right this second Or Else you face the wrath of the stage manager

not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs