HELLBOY.

- INDEPENDENT AND PRIVATE HELLBOY, MIXED COMIC AND MOVIE CANON WITH HEAVY HEADCANON BIAS. this blog will be both selective and slow to reply, as i have other blogs that i am usually on. i am a 28 year old trans man named Béla and I am a polish and russian first gen that lives in the midwest. I also speak rus, but not nearly as well as I should at the end of the day. my biggest sin is putting wall carpets in pictures where they don’t belong to make my other slavic friends explode. 

- i have a part-time job now that covid19 has lifted and will be here when i can, but i will be split across my other blogs. MY MAIN BLOG is @draculyr ; and you can almost always find me on it. my other blogs are here and the one i am currently rebooting on @sabiens, because I have a hellboy addiction and genuinely love the comics. 

- i will follow back some MCU and DCEU portrayals as i see fit. that does not include portrayals of wanda or pietro maximoff that use white-washed actors. i’d also prefer not to interact with characters that use benedict cumberbatch as a faceclaim for various reasons, or chris pratt, amber heard, johnny depp, etc. i do understand reblogging canon material for aesthetic purposes or to take the piss out of it, however.

- i won’t interact with muses from the following: 13RW, IT, Anne Rice’s works, The Crown, The Great, Hunchback of Notre Dame or any of the ‘everyone is an evil nazi’ Marvel Comic plot characters. IDEK what the hell that was.  

- i will tag all images of gore, blood, clowns, death, and all NSFW imagery that happens across my blog, as well as tagging all gifs with ‘gif tw’ or ‘flashy tw’ in case my followers have problems with flashing images. with that said, i ask that you tag all pro-soviet imagery, body horror and disfigurement.

𝐆𝐎𝐃  𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃  𝐈𝐍  𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃  &  𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 .  𝐀  𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄  𝐈𝐍  𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄.  Head  turned ,  slowly ,  slowly .  Green  eyes  on  …  NO  HUMAN .  Something  unlike  anything  mischief  maker  had  ever  seen .  ❝ if  I  were  you ,  I  WOULD  WATCH  MY  TONGUE ,  fool . ❞

          “  𝙲𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝚁𝙰𝙿, 𝙱𝚄𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶, i’m not here to take your crown.  you know they charge for those now.  buck fifty.  ”   the corners of his mouth twitch into the faintest smile, smoking butt plucked from between his teeth and ashed out against his hulking right hand until the sparks had all but smothered.  

         “  𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁             𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲𝚂?  ”     the cigarette was extinguished in the rainwater that had pooled in the dipping slab of ruined wood, and the empty bar fell into an abrupt, complete silence.  he’d come here for a reason, tracking down the bitching and the moaning; WHERE THE HELL’D THAT SPOOKY-ASS GHOST GO?

      𝙳𝙰𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽 𝙴𝚈𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚀𝚄𝙸𝙲𝙺  to narrow when fixed to the obnoxious shine of crowned golden horns.  the cigar is lowered from frowning lips, tobacco breathed like perfume. 

      “  𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙺𝙸𝙳𝙳𝙸𝙽'  ?  they ain’t drawn me this good lookin’ since i threw down with rasputin back in 96. ”    red fingers wield a page and flip it to the other side.  damn comics!  it was always the eyes they got wrong, too dark and way too smudged over.  bunch of amateurs...