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I asked ChatGPT to create an image based on my nickname. It did not disappoint.

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*checks in* We’re still weird right?

I had a gas station chicken sandwich for lunch today because I’m a fucking piece of shiiiiiiit

Still my greatest achievement

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When incredibly drunk men insist on demonstrating their freestyle skills to you while sitting on your car, you capture that moment forever.

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I scrolled for damn near an hour trying to get back to this magical moment. This was me at my most 2016.

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Always tired

Never forget that while the entire world came to a complete stop these Hitler Youth-looking motherfuckers tried to sell you beans.

What the fuck is up guys

If you’re an Uber driver

I appreciate that you put seat covers in the back seat. You get all kinds of weirdos. Understood. But if they make the safety belt buckles disappear please give me time to find the buckle that matches. Don’t scream down the road at 45mph while I’m still fumbling.

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This is not the case in Red Dead Online. Shitty people are hoping you’ll get so mad that you call them a cunt then they get you com banned for 36 hours.

Say what you will about the prequels

But if the moment Obi-Wan tells a dying Anakin that he was his brother doesn’t make you choke up a little bit 14 years later, you aren’t a real Star Wars fan. Also still a better movie than The Last Jedi.

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I have made my peace that I will never reach 100% completion in Red Dead Redemption 2 because fishing in this game fucking suuuuuucks.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2

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Me: (After watching The Big Lebowski for the first time) I'd assumed that more of the plot would revolve around bowling than it did.

Boyfriend: Yeah, bowling in The Big Lebowski is like politics in Julius Caesar.

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Jesus Christ this is the most perfect description of that movie ever.

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I’ve been listening to Jedi Mind Tricks whole playing Red Dead Redemption 2 all morning and it’s...oddly fitting.

Servants in Heaven. Kings in Hell.

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Happy new year. Don’t fuck this up for us, East Coast. You’ve had a three hour start.

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