FADE IN:

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

Olive green and mustard yellow and burnt orange are a beautiful, inseparable polycule and they are all making out with each other in my closet.

OH, I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS MEAN TO ME DOT COM.

update: it was not platonic

When I return a library book, I make sure to walk there holding it in my hands instead of in my bag. This is enrichment before it gets returned to the cold limbo of the stacks

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this

I think it should take longer to make tv shows and movies. I think shooting days should be shorter. I think AD's lives should be longer. I think we shouldn't have to be in a goddamn rush all the time. I think we should have the time it takes to make good art. I think fans should wait even longer than they do and be happy that everyone who made the art is getting full nights of sleep.