Kiloki Mei

my brain does this thing where every time i see one of those “Fish Fear Me, Women Want Me” hats i immediately for some reason think “pelican kinnie”

but actually Aquaman is the only man allowed to wear that hat

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Miku snorted softly and walked inside, before sliding to the floor. Because why use a chair?

Mei joins Miku on the floor, popping open the m&ms. They pour some into their mouth, cronching for a moment.

Miku watched this and snorted. It took them a moment to regain a straight face before they simply said “CRONCH” why it was funny? Who knew, but it had Miku in a fit.

Kiloki chokes on their chocolate, having to take a moment to swallow before they can laugh with Miku.

Miku continued to snicker for seemingly no reason before changing the subject on a dime because ADD. "Hey Mei, do you think Kaminari would make a joint ultimate move with me? I had the perfect idea of what to call it too-"

"Hellyeah!!! What'sthecodename what's the codename!?" Kiloki flaps their hand, setting their m&ms down.

Miku couldn't keep a straight face. "Toaster bath." They watched Mei's face for their reaction, trying to keep from snorting

Kiloki cackles. "Fuckin- fucking Toaster bath-"

Miku snickered. “You think he’d go for it?”

"Only oneway tofindout, right?"

Miku glanced at them. “What do you mean?” They asked.

Mei gives a prideful smile, puffing their chest. "Ask, duh!"

“I- well- I- I can’t just ask him!” Miku puffed their cheeks and glanced away, embarrassed

Mei's smirk remains present as they lean over to Miku. "C'monn, why not?"

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Miku snorted softly and walked inside, before sliding to the floor. Because why use a chair?

Mei joins Miku on the floor, popping open the m&ms. They pour some into their mouth, cronching for a moment.

Miku watched this and snorted. It took them a moment to regain a straight face before they simply said “CRONCH” why it was funny? Who knew, but it had Miku in a fit.

Kiloki chokes on their chocolate, having to take a moment to swallow before they can laugh with Miku.

Miku continued to snicker for seemingly no reason before changing the subject on a dime because ADD. "Hey Mei, do you think Kaminari would make a joint ultimate move with me? I had the perfect idea of what to call it too-"

"Hellyeah!!! What'sthecodename what's the codename!?" Kiloki flaps their hand, setting their m&ms down.

Miku couldn't keep a straight face. "Toaster bath." They watched Mei's face for their reaction, trying to keep from snorting

Kiloki cackles. "Fuckin- fucking Toaster bath-"

Miku snickered. “You think he’d go for it?”

"Only oneway tofindout, right?"

Miku glanced at them. “What do you mean?” They asked.

Mei gives a prideful smile, puffing their chest. "Ask, duh!"

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Miku snorted softly and walked inside, before sliding to the floor. Because why use a chair?

Mei joins Miku on the floor, popping open the m&ms. They pour some into their mouth, cronching for a moment.

Miku watched this and snorted. It took them a moment to regain a straight face before they simply said “CRONCH” why it was funny? Who knew, but it had Miku in a fit.

Kiloki chokes on their chocolate, having to take a moment to swallow before they can laugh with Miku.

Miku continued to snicker for seemingly no reason before changing the subject on a dime because ADD. "Hey Mei, do you think Kaminari would make a joint ultimate move with me? I had the perfect idea of what to call it too-"

"Hellyeah!!! What'sthecodename what's the codename!?" Kiloki flaps their hand, setting their m&ms down.

Miku couldn't keep a straight face. "Toaster bath." They watched Mei's face for their reaction, trying to keep from snorting

Kiloki cackles. "Fuckin- fucking Toaster bath-"

Miku snickered. “You think he’d go for it?”

"Only oneway tofindout, right?"

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Miku snorted softly and walked inside, before sliding to the floor. Because why use a chair?

Mei joins Miku on the floor, popping open the m&ms. They pour some into their mouth, cronching for a moment.

Miku watched this and snorted. It took them a moment to regain a straight face before they simply said “CRONCH” why it was funny? Who knew, but it had Miku in a fit.

Kiloki chokes on their chocolate, having to take a moment to swallow before they can laugh with Miku.

Miku continued to snicker for seemingly no reason before changing the subject on a dime because ADD. "Hey Mei, do you think Kaminari would make a joint ultimate move with me? I had the perfect idea of what to call it too-"

"Hellyeah!!! What'sthecodename what's the codename!?" Kiloki flaps their hand, setting their m&ms down.

Miku couldn't keep a straight face. "Toaster bath." They watched Mei's face for their reaction, trying to keep from snorting

Kiloki cackles. "Fuckin- fucking Toaster bath-"

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Miku snorted softly and walked inside, before sliding to the floor. Because why use a chair?

Mei joins Miku on the floor, popping open the m&ms. They pour some into their mouth, cronching for a moment.

Miku watched this and snorted. It took them a moment to regain a straight face before they simply said “CRONCH” why it was funny? Who knew, but it had Miku in a fit.

Kiloki chokes on their chocolate, having to take a moment to swallow before they can laugh with Miku.

Miku continued to snicker for seemingly no reason before changing the subject on a dime because ADD. "Hey Mei, do you think Kaminari would make a joint ultimate move with me? I had the perfect idea of what to call it too-"

"Hellyeah!!! What'sthecodename what's the codename!?" Kiloki flaps their hand, setting their m&ms down.

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Miku snorted softly and walked inside, before sliding to the floor. Because why use a chair?

Mei joins Miku on the floor, popping open the m&ms. They pour some into their mouth, cronching for a moment.

Miku watched this and snorted. It took them a moment to regain a straight face before they simply said “CRONCH” why it was funny? Who knew, but it had Miku in a fit.

Kiloki chokes on their chocolate, having to take a moment to swallow before they can laugh with Miku.

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Miku snorted softly and walked inside, before sliding to the floor. Because why use a chair?

Mei joins Miku on the floor, popping open the m&ms. They pour some into their mouth, cronching for a moment.

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

Miku grinned and nodded, offering over the mini m&ms. “Sure did.” She opened a fake trench coat and gestured to the air. “Wanna buy some memes?”

"Please, I'm the lord of memes. Cmonin!" They hold open the door after taking the m&ms.

Mei grins at the message, popping the door open. "Hey!! Broughtthe goods~?" They're obviously teasing, seeming bouncey.

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

Dumbass trio,,,,, they.