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ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

stop and read the story

oh my GOD

Mission Accomplished, We Got Him.

“IDONTIDONTGITIT!”

[Video ID: A man sitting in a car in the dark addressing the camera, gesturing dramatically as he speaks: “So I never used to understand why women were attracted to, like, firefighters and police men and operators, y'know, like real rugged men, until one time I was on curlin (?) and they asked if anybody would like to help the PJs - para-rescue - with their final activity, and I said “Of course, it gets me out of work!” So they hand you a casualty card and these clothes covered in blood, and mine said I was missing my leg below my knee and I had a gasping chest wound, right, so I’m laying there like, blegh, against the wall, and I watch this group of, like, twelve rugged men run into this house, and one makes eye contact with me, he runs in, slides up, grabs my casualty card, looks at it, looks at me, and goes [firmly] “I’m gonna get you out of here, don’t you worry.” [leans back] Hoo! S-Sir! What the fuck, man! And then you pick me up like I don’t weigh anything and you carry me out of the building?! I was a hundred percent straight when I walked in here on my day off from work, and now I’m all like - [shrugs, gives a so-so motion, limps his wrist] *keenk*! Y'know, I don’t-I don’t get it!“ End ID]

This is what technology is meant for.

I always stop to watch this video when is see it somewhere but somehow this reblog made it even better

Inadvisable video game concept #137: metroidvania where the final achievement has no legitimate means of obtaining it, and descriptive text reading “ACE Pilot: use arbitrary code execution to grant yourself this achievement”.

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

turn the sound on