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That's because this is Silmarillion

non-americans on here are coping and malding about fahrenheit again. they will never know the pleasure of a 69-degree day

42.0F = sweater weather, a crisp fall morning 42.0C = heat wave weather. miserable and inhuman 69.0F = t-shirt weather, the most beautiful days of spring 69.0C = the inside of a sauna. Non-Finnish human life impossible

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

King

that dog was cool as fuck for going to space and also smoking

Unironically if I see someone call themselves a conservative I just assume they are a closet bisexual and jack off to tgirl porn

Sorry I saw an ad like "Texas needs REAL conservative" you may as well said "I suck dick in the airport bathroom and my wife knows but doesn't want to divorce me because the money is good. And I jack it to tgirl porn"

It’s more common to see a child love their parents unconditionally, rather than vice versa

Bizarre how difficult it is for some people to grasp the idea that the army (any army) is bad no matter who is in it. I swear some of you think that shooting children is fine if you're working class

No I do not give a fuck if that soldier is gay grew up poor and has social anxiety. being evil for the military or the government and/or being a coloniser is bad this should not be so hard to understand

ok we talk about autistic people prefering particular spoons and forks but we never talk about frying pans. i didn't say her name but you thought of her, didn't you? your favorite frying pan.