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“You, Barry Allen, are a very frisky man this morning aren’t you?” The woman shook her head. “I mean, I wouldn’t complain if you were on me.” The woman chuckled. “I have nothing else to do this morning, so I GUESS we could, you know SNUGGLE or something else.” Iris teased. 

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“So, your dad was a murderous psychopath too?” Winn asked, he didn’t even sugar coat it because - - - what was the point? If they were really that alike, this Winn’s father was pretty shitty too. “It is a little scary, but if I can protect my friends then I’ll do it.” As much as he hated it. “I do love me a good computer.” There was a small smile. “Nah, you’ll get there, kid.” Kid? Really? This was him, an alternate version of him but still him.  Honestly, he’d forgotten that Earth One didn’t have aliens. . . “Yeah, the metas. So, you’ve never seen an alien before? Oh-ho man. It’s pretty cool. I dated an alien girl once - - - she was terrible.” Winn didn’t even know what happened to her after she left, he cared a little bit but not much as to look into it. “An evil speedster? That sounds like a really bad time. - - - So, Barry has gone up against this guy? What’s he like?”

Shit, he was really screwed now wasn’t he? Eddie cleared his throat. “I wasn’t talking to you, I’m so sorry. I was talking to my friend. He’s - - - the one with the chickens.” He tried to explain before Venom came out of his shoulder and grinned at the officer. “Oh - - - Great. Yeah, that’s the way to introduce yourself.” Eddie was exhausted.  ‘ HELLO, HUMAN. ’ 

He could, maybe, but he was too busy being weirded out by looking at his own face and body with a different brain. “Probably, but I’m not really trying.” He insisted. “Oh.” Winn wasn’t sure that he believed that. “Not anyone from here, but someone from your Earth? Is is evil Kara or is it another good Kara chasing you because YOU’RE the evil one?” 

“SO, are you trying to HIT on me or are you just an asshole?” Frost leaned her side up against the bar, sipping on her drink as she nonchalantly gave the guy a once over. “I mean, you would be kind of cute if you weren’t blatantly stupid, but I mean to each their own, right?” Maybe she should really stop coming to this dive, it seemed that the drinks really weren’t good enough if she also had to deal with creeps like this one every single time she was in here. Turning around fully, she held her CHILLED glass in her hand.  “They don’t call me Frost for fun.” The woman explained. “So, unless you want to get to know WHY they call me that I suggest you never come up to me and ask a stupid question like that again.” As if Chillblaine wasn’t annoying enough. . . at least he didn’t ask her this kind of weird shit. “Or is that your power? Because it sucks.” Thank God that no one from Team Flash was here to experience any of this because they would just tell her to walk away, she wasn’t going to walk away. Maybe Frost did need a little bit of fun, after all she hadn’t used her powers for her own entertainment in much too long.

“Haven’t found one YET. I mean, there are Barry and Cisco but I wanna puke because Barry and Iris are so damn cute. It’s actually very annoying sometimes. The guy is lovesick.” She liked Iris, she did, but those two together were grotesquely adorable. “Maybe one day I’ll meet someone that doesn’t repulse me immediately.” Frost cracked a smile.