talk to me

sorry bro i cant hang out today i used up all my mana

i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

It’s how Disney Channel Original Movies work

10 year old you was right

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

fruit flavored snacks

yeah but consider this,,,, snack flavored fruits?

You bite into a pineapple and it tastes like a triscuit

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

ok i’ve decided to become abstract. next time you see me, you’ll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you’ve just met somebody