Consumer Of Worlds

WHAT THE SLAG?!

I am merely the messenger of The Prophecy

@optimus-prime-offical @bumblebee-official so adorable

I sure do love being the Space Devil from The Space Bible!

I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO PRIMUS I WILL FIND A WAY. IF I HAVE TO RIP YOU APART, BOLT BY BOLT, PLATE BY PLATE, WIRE BY WIRE, SO BE IT.

That would be... VERY innefficient, you know that right? Also, im literally THE Space Devil from THE Space Bible and am therefore fuctionally immortal

I was built to be despised.

My liege, I have returned. Why is Shockwave having such an outburst at you?

Because I'm the Space Devil from the Space Bible

Ooc — Guys, I’m thinking about doing a thing. I think it will be a fun thing. Should I do the thing?

Do The Thing. ALWAYS do The Thing

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HE NEED SOME MILK!

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

Yo mama so fat, her son was a planet eater

Yo mama so stupid, she tried using you as a coin

Yo mama so stupid she thought that unicorn was copyrighted

Yo mama so ugly not even Koh the Face Stealer would want her face

Yo mama so stupid she broke up with me back in high school to cheat on me with Brad.

Your father is so stupid that when Maria died he immediately decided to genocide Earth even though he knew she would die of a disease

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

Yo mama so fat, her son was a planet eater

Yo mama so stupid, she tried using you as a coin

Yo mama so stupid she thought that unicorn was copyrighted

Yo mama so ugly not even Koh the Face Stealer would want her face

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

Yo mama so fat, her son was a planet eater

Yo mama so stupid, she tried using you as a coin

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

Why didnt you ping me, Unicron? I couldve been your bestman

I could be a brides maid!

Why didnt you ping me, Unicron? I couldve been your bestman

Galactus existed before you were even CONCEIVED mortal

OH NO NOT YOU! Just don't fart on me, got it?

You're one to talk considering your gimmick is givung head

Anyways back to my original question: WHY DID YOU ASSUME I WAS GONNA FART ON YOU!?!?

That's what you do, right? Used to be a giant planet thing with a butt hole?

NO I EAT PLANETS YOU IGNORAMOUS!!! Well... Before my head got blown off my body anyways

Must suck just bein' a HEAD.

Galactus existed before you were even CONCEIVED mortal

OH NO NOT YOU! Just don't fart on me, got it?

You're one to talk considering your gimmick is givung head

Anyways back to my original question: WHY DID YOU ASSUME I WAS GONNA FART ON YOU!?!?

That's what you do, right? Used to be a giant planet thing with a butt hole?

NO I EAT PLANETS YOU IGNORAMOUS!!! Well... Before my head got blown off my body anyways