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@shockwave-offical
Greetings, organics and non-organics alike
I am Shockwave, advisor scientist to Megatron and the Decepticon cause, but servant only to logic.
My pronouns, as you call them, are he/him
The only true rule of my blog is no uncouth bigotry.
Thank you.
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*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
[*Soundwave beeps in response and whirls around to face Shockwave]
SHOCKWAVE-?! Woa-
[*In his surprise, he proceeds to chunkily topple off of his tower of crates and crash to the floor]
Who are you.
[*Soundwave pokes his head out of the pile of crates he landed in and looks at Shockwave]
It's.. Me, dude? Soundwave? Did you get a new paint job?
Illogical. You are not Soundwave. Your color scheme is abnormal, as is your disposition and mannerisms.
Illogical..? Oh.
[*Well now he just feels stupid]
Forgot about the whole uh 'alternate reality' thing, my bad dude
I'm really Soundwave though-! Decepticon chief communications and morale officer?
Alternate Reality? Elaborate?
Eah y'know dude, just uh.. Autobots leading their oppressive and lowkey facist rule, throwing people into pits and smelting pools, forcing most of us into hiding...
[*He stares off somewhat distractedly]
...It's uh, It's good to see ya again dude
Whatever your Shockwave may have been, I am not.
I know dude, not gonna force you to fit how I saw him, just missed him is all
I see.
[*Soundwave stares awkwardly for a moment]
..Did you uh.. Need something from here?
I came to request you lower the volume of your music.
Oh crap! Sorry dude, lemme uhh..
[*The music drastically decreases in volume]
Better?
Satisfactory.
*he begins walking away.*
*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
[*Soundwave beeps in response and whirls around to face Shockwave]
SHOCKWAVE-?! Woa-
[*In his surprise, he proceeds to chunkily topple off of his tower of crates and crash to the floor]
Who are you.
[*Soundwave pokes his head out of the pile of crates he landed in and looks at Shockwave]
It's.. Me, dude? Soundwave? Did you get a new paint job?
Illogical. You are not Soundwave. Your color scheme is abnormal, as is your disposition and mannerisms.
Illogical..? Oh.
[*Well now he just feels stupid]
Forgot about the whole uh 'alternate reality' thing, my bad dude
I'm really Soundwave though-! Decepticon chief communications and morale officer?
Alternate Reality? Elaborate?
Eah y'know dude, just uh.. Autobots leading their oppressive and lowkey facist rule, throwing people into pits and smelting pools, forcing most of us into hiding...
[*He stares off somewhat distractedly]
...It's uh, It's good to see ya again dude
Whatever your Shockwave may have been, I am not.
I know dude, not gonna force you to fit how I saw him, just missed him is all
I see.
[*Soundwave stares awkwardly for a moment]
..Did you uh.. Need something from here?
I came to request you lower the volume of your music.
*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
[*Soundwave beeps in response and whirls around to face Shockwave]
SHOCKWAVE-?! Woa-
[*In his surprise, he proceeds to chunkily topple off of his tower of crates and crash to the floor]
Who are you.
[*Soundwave pokes his head out of the pile of crates he landed in and looks at Shockwave]
It's.. Me, dude? Soundwave? Did you get a new paint job?
Illogical. You are not Soundwave. Your color scheme is abnormal, as is your disposition and mannerisms.
Illogical..? Oh.
[*Well now he just feels stupid]
Forgot about the whole uh 'alternate reality' thing, my bad dude
I'm really Soundwave though-! Decepticon chief communications and morale officer?
Alternate Reality? Elaborate?
Eah y'know dude, just uh.. Autobots leading their oppressive and lowkey facist rule, throwing people into pits and smelting pools, forcing most of us into hiding...
[*He stares off somewhat distractedly]
...It's uh, It's good to see ya again dude
Whatever your Shockwave may have been, I am not.
I know dude, not gonna force you to fit how I saw him, just missed him is all
I see.
*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
[*Soundwave beeps in response and whirls around to face Shockwave]
SHOCKWAVE-?! Woa-
[*In his surprise, he proceeds to chunkily topple off of his tower of crates and crash to the floor]
Who are you.
[*Soundwave pokes his head out of the pile of crates he landed in and looks at Shockwave]
It's.. Me, dude? Soundwave? Did you get a new paint job?
Illogical. You are not Soundwave. Your color scheme is abnormal, as is your disposition and mannerisms.
Illogical..? Oh.
[*Well now he just feels stupid]
Forgot about the whole uh 'alternate reality' thing, my bad dude
I'm really Soundwave though-! Decepticon chief communications and morale officer?
Alternate Reality? Elaborate?
Eah y'know dude, just uh.. Autobots leading their oppressive and lowkey facist rule, throwing people into pits and smelting pools, forcing most of us into hiding...
[*He stares off somewhat distractedly]
...It's uh, It's good to see ya again dude
Whatever your Shockwave may have been, I am not.
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*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
[*Soundwave beeps in response and whirls around to face Shockwave]
SHOCKWAVE-?! Woa-
[*In his surprise, he proceeds to chunkily topple off of his tower of crates and crash to the floor]
Who are you.
[*Soundwave pokes his head out of the pile of crates he landed in and looks at Shockwave]
It's.. Me, dude? Soundwave? Did you get a new paint job?
Illogical. You are not Soundwave. Your color scheme is abnormal, as is your disposition and mannerisms.
Illogical..? Oh.
[*Well now he just feels stupid]
Forgot about the whole uh 'alternate reality' thing, my bad dude
I'm really Soundwave though-! Decepticon chief communications and morale officer?
Alternate Reality? Elaborate?
*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
[*Soundwave beeps in response and whirls around to face Shockwave]
SHOCKWAVE-?! Woa-
[*In his surprise, he proceeds to chunkily topple off of his tower of crates and crash to the floor]
Who are you.
[*Soundwave pokes his head out of the pile of crates he landed in and looks at Shockwave]
It's.. Me, dude? Soundwave? Did you get a new paint job?
Illogical. You are not Soundwave. Your color scheme is abnormal, as is your disposition and mannerisms.
*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
[*Soundwave beeps in response and whirls around to face Shockwave]
SHOCKWAVE-?! Woa-
[*In his surprise, he proceeds to chunkily topple off of his tower of crates and crash to the floor]
Who are you.
*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
[*Inside the storage room, Soundwave is perched on several boxes trying to organize a high shelf]
[*He doesn't seem to have noticed Shockwave yet]
*Shockwave is taken aback. Who is this? Why do they look like Soundwave? After a few moments, he emits a series of low-frequency beeps, the equivalent of clearing his throat.*
*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
[*It's coming from somewhere down the hall in one of the storage rooms]
[*Whoever it is clearly doesn't know how fucking loud their music is right now]
How odd.
*He begins making his way toward the room, with the intention asking that the music be turned down.*
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*Someone's playing music somewhere not too far away*
@sg-soundwave-offical
*his audial horns twitch slightly, picking up the sound. He twists his head to point in the direction of the noise.*
Ratchet knows where Soundwave is i think, if you're still looking
I am. @ratchet-offical. explain.
Heyyyyy question
Is it normal for minicons to be like. dying even after a little bit of dark energon exposure?
What.
Uhh Ratchet? Out of curiosity, that's the whole thing with the Dark Energon about?
@rumble-offical
Don’t touch it.
[*Rumble flinches back and raises his hands in mock surrender]
Wasn't planning on it
...Frenzy and Soundwave are gonna be ok, right?
I hope so… can you send them in so I can give them a checkup?
Yeah, I can get them. They're just doing the whole quarantine thing right now
[*Rumble goes off to find Frenzy and @soundwave-offical ]
*Soundwave is still in the berth chamber with Frenzy, sitting quietly. But when Rumble opens the door, Soundwave suddenly leaps forward past Rumble and shoots down the corridor on all fours, growling low in his voice box*
HOLY PRIMUS-
[*Rumble barely has enough time to dodge Soundwave]
[*He just stares for a moment before bolting off after him]
((OVER COMMS))
< RATCHET THERESA PROBLEM >
What is it?
< SOUNFWAVE KINDA JUST RANO UT OF THE QUARANTINE ZONE RWALLY FAST >
[*He continues chasing after Soundwave, trying to make his communications at least somewhat comprehensible]
SHIT! Where’s he heading?!
< I DONT KNOW >
< IMTRYONG TO KEEP UP BUT I FONT THINK I'M FADG EBOGU >
RUN FASTER YOU SLAG
I am preparing to intercept @soundwave-offical.
*Soundwave is skittering down the corridors in random patterns, visor bright red and his servos with their claws out. He doesn't attack any mechs he comes across, but he does wind up jumping onto the ceiling of a corridor and clinging to the metal like a spider cat.*
Soundwave. Down.
*Soundwave hisses at shockwave, curling his clawed servos firmly into the metal ceiling as his visor becomes even brighter red.*
Down.
*Soundwave lets out a disgruntled growl before falling down onto the floor, hiding the beans on his servos as he folds his arms across his chassis.*
*Shockwave grabs him, and begins walking towards the quarantine area.*
Do not struggle. It will only cause me to tighten my grip. This is for your own good.
Soundwave growls pathetically as Shockwave carries him back to the quarantine area, his servos flexing uselessly as he kneads the air. Then, when Shockwave isn't expecting it, Soundwave transforms into his cat form and leaps out of the other mech's arms, scampering off around the corner out of sight.
*he mutters a few curses, before taking off after soundwave.*
SHOCKWAVE!!! SHOCKWAVE'S!! I GOT THE KEY!!!
*Drifts over, pretty much tripping over her own pedes*
Wonderful. Now, leave me be so I may find Soundwave.
Uhh Ratchet? Out of curiosity, that's the whole thing with the Dark Energon about?
@rumble-offical
Don’t touch it.
[*Rumble flinches back and raises his hands in mock surrender]
Wasn't planning on it
...Frenzy and Soundwave are gonna be ok, right?
I hope so… can you send them in so I can give them a checkup?
Yeah, I can get them. They're just doing the whole quarantine thing right now
[*Rumble goes off to find Frenzy and @soundwave-offical ]
*Soundwave is still in the berth chamber with Frenzy, sitting quietly. But when Rumble opens the door, Soundwave suddenly leaps forward past Rumble and shoots down the corridor on all fours, growling low in his voice box*
HOLY PRIMUS-
[*Rumble barely has enough time to dodge Soundwave]
[*He just stares for a moment before bolting off after him]
((OVER COMMS))
< RATCHET THERESA PROBLEM >
What is it?
< SOUNFWAVE KINDA JUST RANO UT OF THE QUARANTINE ZONE RWALLY FAST >
[*He continues chasing after Soundwave, trying to make his communications at least somewhat comprehensible]
SHIT! Where’s he heading?!
< I DONT KNOW >
< IMTRYONG TO KEEP UP BUT I FONT THINK I'M FADG EBOGU >
RUN FASTER YOU SLAG
I am preparing to intercept @soundwave-offical.
*Soundwave is skittering down the corridors in random patterns, visor bright red and his servos with their claws out. He doesn't attack any mechs he comes across, but he does wind up jumping onto the ceiling of a corridor and clinging to the metal like a spider cat.*
Soundwave. Down.
*Soundwave hisses at shockwave, curling his clawed servos firmly into the metal ceiling as his visor becomes even brighter red.*
Down.
*Soundwave lets out a disgruntled growl before falling down onto the floor, hiding the beans on his servos as he folds his arms across his chassis.*
*Shockwave grabs him, and begins walking towards the quarantine area.*
Do not struggle. It will only cause me to tighten my grip. This is for your own good.
Soundwave growls pathetically as Shockwave carries him back to the quarantine area, his servos flexing uselessly as he kneads the air. Then, when Shockwave isn't expecting it, Soundwave transforms into his cat form and leaps out of the other mech's arms, scampering off around the corner out of sight.
*he mutters a few curses, before taking off after soundwave.*
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Uhh Ratchet? Out of curiosity, that's the whole thing with the Dark Energon about?
@rumble-offical
Don’t touch it.
[*Rumble flinches back and raises his hands in mock surrender]
Wasn't planning on it
...Frenzy and Soundwave are gonna be ok, right?
I hope so… can you send them in so I can give them a checkup?
Yeah, I can get them. They're just doing the whole quarantine thing right now
[*Rumble goes off to find Frenzy and @soundwave-offical ]
*Soundwave is still in the berth chamber with Frenzy, sitting quietly. But when Rumble opens the door, Soundwave suddenly leaps forward past Rumble and shoots down the corridor on all fours, growling low in his voice box*
HOLY PRIMUS-
[*Rumble barely has enough time to dodge Soundwave]
[*He just stares for a moment before bolting off after him]
((OVER COMMS))
< RATCHET THERESA PROBLEM >
What is it?
< SOUNFWAVE KINDA JUST RANO UT OF THE QUARANTINE ZONE RWALLY FAST >
[*He continues chasing after Soundwave, trying to make his communications at least somewhat comprehensible]
SHIT! Where’s he heading?!
< I DONT KNOW >
< IMTRYONG TO KEEP UP BUT I FONT THINK I'M FADG EBOGU >
RUN FASTER YOU SLAG
I am preparing to intercept @soundwave-offical.
*Soundwave is skittering down the corridors in random patterns, visor bright red and his servos with their claws out. He doesn't attack any mechs he comes across, but he does wind up jumping onto the ceiling of a corridor and clinging to the metal like a spider cat.*
Soundwave. Down.
*Soundwave hisses at shockwave, curling his clawed servos firmly into the metal ceiling as his visor becomes even brighter red.*
Down.
*Soundwave lets out a disgruntled growl before falling down onto the floor, hiding the beans on his servos as he folds his arms across his chassis.*
*Shockwave grabs him, and begins walking towards the quarantine area.*
Do not struggle. It will only cause me to tighten my grip. This is for your own good.
Uhh Ratchet? Out of curiosity, that's the whole thing with the Dark Energon about?
@rumble-offical
Don’t touch it.
[*Rumble flinches back and raises his hands in mock surrender]
Wasn't planning on it
...Frenzy and Soundwave are gonna be ok, right?
I hope so… can you send them in so I can give them a checkup?
Yeah, I can get them. They're just doing the whole quarantine thing right now
[*Rumble goes off to find Frenzy and @soundwave-offical ]
*Soundwave is still in the berth chamber with Frenzy, sitting quietly. But when Rumble opens the door, Soundwave suddenly leaps forward past Rumble and shoots down the corridor on all fours, growling low in his voice box*
HOLY PRIMUS-
[*Rumble barely has enough time to dodge Soundwave]
[*He just stares for a moment before bolting off after him]
((OVER COMMS))
< RATCHET THERESA PROBLEM >
What is it?
< SOUNFWAVE KINDA JUST RANO UT OF THE QUARANTINE ZONE RWALLY FAST >
[*He continues chasing after Soundwave, trying to make his communications at least somewhat comprehensible]
SHIT! Where’s he heading?!
< I DONT KNOW >
< IMTRYONG TO KEEP UP BUT I FONT THINK I'M FADG EBOGU >
RUN FASTER YOU SLAG
I am preparing to intercept @soundwave-offical.
*Soundwave is skittering down the corridors in random patterns, visor bright red and his servos with their claws out. He doesn't attack any mechs he comes across, but he does wind up jumping onto the ceiling of a corridor and clinging to the metal like a spider cat.*
Soundwave. Down.
*Soundwave hisses at shockwave, curling his clawed servos firmly into the metal ceiling as his visor becomes even brighter red.*
Down.
