ZAP-TRAP QUESTIONS

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

He nodded slowly. " That makes sense. Uh . . Thank you. "

[*Soundwave enters the medbay a couple minutes later, transforming out and politely waiting just outside of earshot]

It took a klik, but Bee eventually noticed him. " Oh- uh- hey. "

Hey, Soundwave. How are your vents holding up? Any leftover pain from the poisoning incident?

@bumblebee-official needs help.

" That's one way to put it . . "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

He nodded slowly. " That makes sense. Uh . . Thank you. "

[*Soundwave enters the medbay a couple minutes later, transforming out and politely waiting just outside of earshot]

It took a klik, but Bee eventually noticed him. " Oh- uh- hey. "

Hey, Soundwave. How are your vents holding up? Any leftover pain from the poisoning incident?

@bumblebee-official needs help.

" That's one way to put it . . "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

He nodded slowly. " That makes sense. Uh . . Thank you. "

[*Soundwave enters the medbay a couple minutes later, transforming out and politely waiting just outside of earshot]

It took a klik, but Bee eventually noticed him. " Oh- uh- hey. "

Hey, Soundwave. How are your vents holding up? Any leftover pain from the poisoning incident?

@bumblebee-official needs help.

" That's one way to put it . . "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

He nodded slowly. " That makes sense. Uh . . Thank you. "

[*Soundwave enters the medbay a couple minutes later, transforming out and politely waiting just outside of earshot]

It took a klik, but Bee eventually noticed him. " Oh- uh- hey. "

Hey, Soundwave. How are your vents holding up? Any leftover pain from the poisoning incident?

@bumblebee-official needs help.

" That's one way to put it . . "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

He nodded slowly. " That makes sense. Uh . . Thank you. "

[*Soundwave enters the medbay a couple minutes later, transforming out and politely waiting just outside of earshot]

It took a klik, but Bee eventually noticed him. " Oh- uh- hey. "

" Yep, that's me. "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

He nodded slowly. " That makes sense. Uh . . Thank you. "

[*Soundwave enters the medbay a couple minutes later, transforming out and politely waiting just outside of earshot]

It took a klik, but Bee eventually noticed him. " Oh- uh- hey. "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

He nodded slowly. " That makes sense. Uh . . Thank you. "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" Doesn't make me feel very strong, but . , sure. "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

Yeah, that makes sense. He’s good at his job, though, so don’t worry.

" Alright . . Got it. I'm uh . . Looking forward to it "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" No! I just- I didn't expect that. I've talked to him a couple times before. "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" I didn't know that! "

" It was worth a shot? "

*Ratchet rolls his optics*

" I'm really not looking forward to it. . "

" But to know if I like it or not I have to do it at least once and I don't want to do it at all. "

" I wish there was a way to get better instantly. Or just move on from things without any consequences, without needing something like therapy. Or even better, I wish I was never affected by everything that happened to me, and I never needed this in the first place. "

" That's too bad. " He crossed his arms, staring down, " I should've just never said anything in the first place. Or hidden it better. Or not think about things too much. "

Probably. But the good thing is that it’s never too late. And besides, you’ve been talking to me, so that counts for something.

" It would've been easier if I'd talked from the beginning. Hah, with the amount of talking I do, it's almost surprising I didn't. "

Yeah, well, it can be hard. As long as you’re willing to try now, it’s okay.

Mostly?

" Mostly. Still glitches sometimes, but that's fine. "

Hmm…I’ll take a look at it, but first, I want to take you to see the therapist I was telling you about, as long as you’re ready.

" Oh- like . . Now? I mean . . I have time. "

@sg-soundwave-offical I have someone who I think could use your help.

Bee paused, then turned his helm to the side, confusion painting his expression, " Him??? He's a therapist???? "

" Everybody say frag this guy "

" YEAHH THAT'S RIGHT FRAG HIM "

"..frag...this guy?"

" YEAH. FRAG HIM. I'D TELL HIM TO RUST IN A PIT IF I COULD. "

Frag you 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

" You weren't even involved in this lil bro "

" Yeah yeah whatever you say buddy. "

" Everybody say frag this guy "

" YEAHH THAT'S RIGHT FRAG HIM "

"..frag...this guy?"

" YEAH. FRAG HIM. I'D TELL HIM TO RUST IN A PIT IF I COULD. "

Frag you 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

" You weren't even involved in this lil bro "