Stop Existing And Start Living

snail as old as slime

bro i wanna cuddle w a boy so bad rn

the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth" 

Thats “it be like that sometimes” erasure

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

the tail wag on her way down

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread