Hell-O

I love how its eyebrows just shoot up when the thing disappears. XD

are u ever so touch-starved u think abt a kiss n feel ur guts turning

remember when gotye dropped that ‘somebody that I used to know’ bop and then gotyeeted outta the music industry?

Guess he was just somebody that we used to know

Julian Alfred Pankratz aka Jaskier, a simple bard, really saw Geralt of Rivia, a Witcher, the Butcher of Blaviken, brooding and being kinda intimidating in the corner of a tavern and went “nah, that’s a friend!” and then decided to dedicate his life to making sure people liked his new friend

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

I did not expect to spend the last weeks of 2019 being obsessed with The Witcher but alas, here we are.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

Are they on a date

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.