Life's too short to be an asshole.

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

the romantic tension between the blood related parent and the found parent is so fucking crazy gotta be one of my favorite ship dynamics

I dont have parental issues

accidentally breathes this thing in and starts coughing

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

Betrayed by Judas?

Stabbed by Printer?