the horny blopg

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

i think we should get really high + touch each other a lot

sometimes fear and desire kiss eachother on the mouth btw

men have evolved over millions of years to make sounds like that and i evolved to get really horny about it

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

do you wanna come over and be weird with me

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

wanna get rough housed and pinned down and jerked off and bitten and pulled around and bent over and and and …….

need to hold someones head with two hands against my bulge and just hump their cheek til I cum. Just grinding my clothed body against the side of their face, holding them in place where they can’t get away, getting off the pressure of their skin against me until they can feel the wet spot in my pants form, feel it pressed against their face as I grunt and pump my cum against their cheek.

please be perverted about me in these trying times