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Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.

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he looks great, what’s his secret

coolthingoftheday

Dermatologists HATE him

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the ending…

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

annarcho-nicolesmith

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

rockstarsplanet

Most people just don’t realize that people who speak a language with an accent, are fucking fluent in a 10000x more difficult language. Just respect other people. It ain’t that hard.

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;)

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rexisky

The whole cosmic animals series by DavidArt | Motion Effect by rexisky

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emaribaby

women are so considerate like they’ll put all the stuff you could ever need in their bags just in case and then they carry all that weight around and they’ll give band aid’s and ibuprofen and setting powder to any stranger in need, meanwhile men just put their ugly wallets in their back pocket and that’s it

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THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

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WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

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this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

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😂

❤️

enchantechante

pls let this be the start of a trend

warbutt

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

internetsurfing

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

ummno

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

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I’M SCREAMING

kiefbowl

concept: my titties being held by worthy and loyal soft hands

yeahponcho

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

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i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

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employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

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