glass-shaped happiness

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

make that trio polyamorous

“I could fix him” well I could stab him in a staged assassination in front of his whole empire and assume his vigilante alter-ego persona for the rest of my life as an act of penance

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle