Hot Girls Come From Houston

That ain't what it's for and you know it

please for the love of god stop mentioning tumblr’s lack of written censorship because the more you talk about it the more likely they are to notice and change something benign and before you know it we will all be back to posting on independent forums and twitter tumblr knock offs like mastodon and turtleseed

Wasn’t this episode banned in the UK for that specific reason?

yes

hannibal took the whole “serial killers inserting themselves into the investigation” thing to a whole other level

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

would you fuck the mailman for mail

Are you not supposed to

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled