My man ready to catch his own dookie
That ain't what it's for and you know it

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
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My man ready to catch his own dookie
That ain't what it's for and you know it

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please for the love of god stop mentioning tumblr’s lack of written censorship because the more you talk about it the more likely they are to notice and change something benign and before you know it we will all be back to posting on independent forums and twitter tumblr knock offs like mastodon and turtleseed
Wasn’t this episode banned in the UK for that specific reason?
Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys
me: *sobbing and crying*
the blissey that charged in from 5 miles away and broke into my house:

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hannibal took the whole “serial killers inserting themselves into the investigation” thing to a whole other level
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg
that’s because miette’s had enough
Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares
would you fuck the mailman for mail
Are you not supposed to

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Fucking hate pet rent. You want my cat to pay rent? She is a cat. Cats don’t have jobs. Idiot.
Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?
The US is hostile to both human and animal life
in 2020
it’s going to be 420
for a whole month
*touches the ground*
this…. a relic…
….a relic of a more hopeful time
Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015
I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
Avatar: doing it right yet again

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled