Yellowjackets as WNBA teams 🏀
Taissa Turner: Minnesota Lynx 🐾🐆 - Always a contender. Excellent team. Driven. Charismatic. Their biggest opponent is themselves. GAY.
Van Palmer: New York Liberty 🗽🐘- The personality, the fun, the best mascot in the league. The Libs play with a lot of heart and anyone who is a fan of them is sure to have a great time. GAY
Shauna Shipman: Indiana Fever 🤒♨️ - Who else could it be? The team everyone loves to hate. Not many people feel indifferent to them. But they are the most popular team. They are very skilled but often overshadowed by the drama.
Jackie Taylor: LA Sparks 🌴✨- Beloved team from the origin of the league that has lost some of its sparkle. They have the money, they have all the tools to be excellent, but just aren’t able to step into their Queen Bee role anymore. Can’t blame fans for loving them.
Misty Quigley: Connecticut Sun ☀️🩳- Team that’s been around for ages but has not secured a win. They just really gotta get it together. They try, though. Fans are loyal and chill people.
Natalie Scatorccio: Las Vegas Aces 🃏♠️- Often starting out each season as disorganized and a bit messy, but they never fail to completely lock in and become a force to be reckoned with. Overrated but who can blame anyone for loving them. Easily the most fun team to party with.
Lottie Matthews: Phoenix Mercury 🌡️- Always in playoff contention. Very serious team. Controversial. Tough physicality. You can dislike them, but you cannot deny their ability and magnetism. It’s heliotrope, not purple.
Laura Lee: Seattle Storm ⛈️⚡️ - GAY. Very formative team in the franchise that has lost some luster. Surprisingly fierce competition. Soars to big heights before crashing down.
Mari Ibarra: Dallas Wings 🐴🪽- The team with ✨personality✨ we all root for them so badly but decisions out of their control take them out every damn time. It can be controversial to like them, but that’s just hater behavior. So gay.
Akilah: Washington Mystics 🧙🏾♀️🪄- Team Youngblood! Youngest roster. Well-loved by fans everywhere, good sportsmanship. Skilled and versatile.
Travis Martinez: Atlanta Dream 🌙🦅- Underrated team! One of the greats! Less flashy about their accomplishments than other teams but are a solid performer and a backbone of the league.
Javi Martinez: Portland Fire 🔥 🌹- Baby franchise that’s not the best by any stretch but people that like the team are having a good time, that’s what counts. Was away for a long time then came back. Some heartbreaking losses.
Melissa Hat: Golden State Valkyries 👼🗼- Newer franchise that’s quickly came swinging right out of the gate. Hotshots. Hard to dislike because there’s a good earnestness there. Sometimes makes decisions that have you going “girl, what in the hell are you doing?”
Gen: Toronto Tempo 🥁🧮- Newer franchise that’s quickly finding its footing! A skilled team that has good balance. Do not underestimate them!
Coach Ben: Chicago Sky 🏙️🌥️- The team that has many makings of greatness but poor administrative decisions and injuries are always impacting them. Get it together, please.