Unhinged Hyperfixation Time

if u are ever stuck in a story u need to remembr that a piece of paper is quite generously proportioned in the x and y directions. so if you tryto escape a story by living it youll keep going and going a long time and never make it out. but in the z direction it is tightly limkted. so you simply need to stack stories on stories on stories until the page bursts and you r free. scheherazade knew this

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

Love that moment when Frodo Baggins was told he has to go alone on a perilous quest and it's his fate to go alone and for some time he agreed and then he went nope I am taking my boyfriend with me. And everyone was like oh thank god he's taking his boyfriend with him.

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

He LITERALLY died and came back to life is all I’m saying