Does anyone else’s cat do this? I just kinda found him in the sink this morning
he fills the sink now
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Does anyone else’s cat do this? I just kinda found him in the sink this morning
he fills the sink now

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On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered
A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered
The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90
The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old
75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc
Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”
MESSAGE
Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car
I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.
You fool, that was Arby himself.
full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/
“Buddy, you’re a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place”
like how can u hear that verse and think its a song for hetties idk how much more obvious it can be :/ :/ :/
Y'all big mad in the notes
Actually every song by Queen is a lgbt anthem
Don’t Stop Me Now is the bisexual anthem to end all bisexual anthems and you will not change my mind
Heteros are really pressed in the notes keep reblogging this
Why are they booing this post, it’s right
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy–gay men’s anthem
Don’t Stop Me Now/Bicycle Race–pan/bi anthems
You’re My Best Friend–lesbian anthem
Mother Love–aro/ace anthem
Killer Queen–trans ladies’ anthem
Princes of the Universe–trans lads’ anthem
I’m Going Slightly Mad–nonbinary/genderfluid anthem
I Want To Break Free–everyone’s coming out anthem
it got better
how can one think any second that Queen is not 100% LGBT+ when they literally dressed like this in the I Want To Break Free clip
Bohemian Rhapsody as well lads. For the gays

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@john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty your Facebook viral screenshot is making the rounds again!
Santa don’t play!
Everyone hates pedos and rapists
I saw a post that said “If Maria Reynolds had approached Aaron Burr it would have ended in divorce papers not an affair.” (Which is like not true, I mean there’s Theodosia and Aaron Burr was a known womanizer but okay) But then again Aaron Burr was faced with a similar situation. He was approached by not a married woman, but a widow who had just lost her husband and one of her sons to Yellow Fever. She sought out Burr for legal help, her husband’s death had not only left her with no estate but also without custody of her only surviving son. She was also a very beautiful widow. She was pretty well known and even just after her husband died men were already lining for a chance with her. But Burr did pretty much the opposite of pursuing her. She help her get her husbands estate back and custody of her son (she was so grateful she wrote Aaron Burr down as the guardian of her son if something ever happened to her) not only did he do that for her, he also introduced her to a man he was friends with who had noticed the widow, but was too shy to approach her. she would later marry the man Aaron Burr introduced her to. Who was that man? James Madison. Yep, Dolley Madison was hella tight with Aaron Burr.
Founding Father Facts - James Madison
Madison was considered a “constitutional liability” and could not fight in the Revolutionary War likely due to bad migraines.
Jefferson wooed a woman (Kitty) on Madison’s behalf and spoke with her often trying to talk up Madison’s potential.
But once Jefferson left them, Madison and Kitty struggled to make their relationship work. She letter broke off their engagement.
When boarding once while on the road, Madison found not having a proper desk to write at worse than having to share a bed with a stranger.
It was Madison’s “job” to moderate Jefferson’s radical ideas and he often proofread his friend’s letters to make sure he wasn’t being too extreme.
Madison always dressed in black and never changed his style from that of knee-breeches and stocking even after long pants were in style.
Madison and Dolley lived with Jefferson at the White House for a few months.
Which led to rumors that Jefferson had a sexual relationship with Dolley in an attempt to tarnish Jefferson’s morals and Madison’s masculinity.
Madison once had to meet with a newspaper writer who wanted to discuss Jefferson’s sex life (mainly Sally Hemings) with him.
Madison never mentioned Hamilton’s death to anyone, likely because Hamilton was anti-republican and died in a very un-republican way (dueling was considered archaic and aristocratic).
Madison hated his inaugural ball. A friend, Margaret Baynard Smith, told him she wished she could offer him a chair and he replied: “I wish so, too.” Madison was forced to stay longer and told her that he “would much rather be in bed.”
After the White House burned down during the War of 1812, Jefferson offered his collection of nine or ten thousand books to the Library of Congress as a way to let poor Madison know he didn’t have to bear the shame of the war alone.
Once while dining with Jefferson, Madison tipped his chair too far back and fell out an open window.
Jefferson considered Madison to be “the best farmer in the world.”
Madison was long-sighted in one eye and short-sighted in the other.
Madison typically retired around 10pm and read in bed before getting only 4 or 5 hours of sleep.
Sources: The Three Lives of James Madison by Noah Feldman / The Madison’s by Virginia Moore (chair tipping)
On a scale from 1 to James Madison, how much of a stalker are you?
I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.
Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
Hey op?
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And then you read the whole thing in his voice.
THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!!!😫

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Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.
AWOOOOO!
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ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!”
…..that’s a great idea, let’s do that!!
Yeah, like, if we got rid of all the pedophiles and rapists and racists and replaced them with good people, how does anyone have a problem with it?
I legit had someone unfriend me after they shared that post and I was like yeah, let’s do that!
Seriously though. If you did a forty year background check on me, you’d find lots of immaturity and stupidity, but you wouldn’t find any sexual assaults or attempted rapes because I’m a decent fucking human being.
Like, this is… not a hot take? This is seriously just keeping abusers out of positions of power. How does anyone have a problem with that??!?
A teacher like her makes a huge difference
OMG THAT’S SO CUTE 😍😍😍
How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice
With that music I was not expecting this to be a completely serious and informative video
Does anyone else's cat do this? I just kinda found him in the sink this morning

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“spa-ghetti”
This still gets me everytime
“I’m glad to know you’re homophobic”
It’s not because I don’t like gay people, it’s because it’s not cannon.
“Fuck. You.”
I love this and it speaks to me thanks