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i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

Susanna and the Elders by Pierre van Hanselaere (detail)

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

Sam Neill passed, im so sick with the flu ive been dizzy all day. Maybe this is the best possible moment to finally watch In The Mouth of Madness

i dont know why thought it was gonna be super scary. Still a very fun, campy little movie